Grey's Anatomy: Here's your drinking game for season 14

Grey’s Anatomy returns for its 14th season next week. Yes, seriously.

Ahead of the show’s debut, actress Camilla Luddington challenged her Twitter fans to create a Grey’s Anatomy-themed drinking game. Well, challenge accepted.

• Take a sip every time…
• -Someone says any medical jargon.
• -You see blood.
• -You see a destroyed section of the hospital from last season’s explosion.
• -A surgery scene starts and you think, “I’ve been watching this for years, I can totally stomach a surgery scene!”… right before you cover your eyes with your hands.
• -Andrew DeLuca and his sister Carina speak Italian.
• -Two doctors kiss.
• -You think, “Cristina would know what to do” — and then text your best friend that you love her in all her dark and twisty glory.
• -A patient gets a scan.
• -A doctor gets a page.
• -Nathan is torn between Meredith and Megan.
• -Owen brings up the war.
• -Teddy reunites with a Grey Sloan doctor.

• Take a shot of tequila if…
• -One of the docs mentions Taylor Swift’s new single.
• -Someone compares the new interns to the Fab Five.
• -Webber gives a speech to the new interns.
• -The patient of the week dies.
• -Any of the doctors’ elusive kids get mentioned (but finish your drink if they actually appear!).
• -Meredith takes a shot of tequila.
• -DeLuca is still pining after Jo.
• -Ben mentions firefighters.
• -Arizona puts on her wheelie shoes again.

Finish your drink if…
-Someone sleeps with one of the new interns.
-There’s a 60-second dance party.
-Maggie and Jackson actually hook up.
-Jo’s abusive husband Paul shows up.
-Catherine Avery and Webber use an on-call room.
-The episode ends with a cover of a pop song.
-Alex and Meredith have a Very Serious/You’re My Person/BFFs conversation

Grey’s Anatomy returns with a two-hour premiere on Thursday, Sept. 28 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.